Jokes of the day
A Christian Funny Grizzly
An atheist walked through the forests of the Rocky Mountains admiring all the things around him that had created “the coincidence of evolution”. “What wonderful animals!” He said to himself: as he walked along the river, heard a rustle in the bushes behind him. He turned and saw a two-meter grizzly bear approaching.
Atheist ran up the path as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and noticed that the bear was approaching. It runs even faster and the tears come with excitement. He looked around again, but the bear had moved even closer. His heart was beating and he tried to run even faster. He stumbled and fell to the ground. He rolled away to straighten up again, but saw only the bear; directly above him, with his left hand extended towards him and his right hand swinging to strike.
At that moment, the atheist exclaimed, without thinking, “Oh my God!” Time stopped.
The bear stopped. The forest stopped. Even the river has stopped flowing. As a bright light fell on the man, a voice came from the sky: “You have denied my existence for all these years, you teach others that I do not exist and I do not even attribute creation to a cosmic coincidence. Do you consider me a believer? “The atheist looked directly at the light and replied:” It would be hypocritical, after all these years, wanting to be a Christian, but maybe you can turn the bear into a Christian? ”
Very well, “the voice said. The light went out, the river flowed again, the sounds of the forest came back, and then the bear took up the right paw, brought both hands together, bent his head and said:” Come, Lord Jesus, be my guest and bless the meal you gave me! ”
A lumberjack runs through the woods when an ugly old witch meets him with a crow on his shoulder: “Well, handsome man? If you guess what animal is on my shoulder, you can spend a night with me in my bed!”
The lumberjack is scared, it is a prize that does not want to win! So he answers: “It’s a crocodile!”
The witch looks at him thoughtfully and says, “Well … I can barely accept it!”
The mothers-in-law destiny
If the neighbor comes to Mr. Meier and says, “Your dog has bitten my mother-in-law.” Mr. Meier says with an embarrassed touch: ‘Now you certainly want compensation?’ No, ‘replies the neighbor,’ I want to buy the dog ‘.