God funny dogs and the heart creation
On the first day of the creation of the world, God created the dog.
On the 2nd day, God created the man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals on the earth (especially the horse) to potentially serve food to the dog.
On the fourth day, God created hard and honest work so that the man could work for the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so the dog could or could not get it back.
On the 6th day, God created the veterinary science to keep the dog healthy, and the man fell ill.
On the 7th day, God tried to rest, but he had to walk the dog …
When a dog die and his funny dog friend don’t want
Two married couples have been neighbors for a long time. One has a pitbull and the other a bichon frisé always pumped.
One day, the pitbull returns with the bichon covered with earth and mud in its mouth! The guy does not know what to do: Then he washes the dog, perfumes it, puts a nice necklace, etc. And he puts it in front of the door of his masters.
The next day, he asks the neighbors, embarrassed,
– Uh … how’s your dog?
– You speak ! He died a week ago, and yesterday my wife found him on our landing clean, fragrant, with a gold chain! You imagine the shock!
Whe funny dogs are even clever
Gerard is about to close his butchery when a dog enters, a purse in his mouth.
-Hello dog! What good wind brings you? Do you want meat?
-What do you want exactly? A steak?
– What an adorable dog you do! You are so clever!
Gérard prepares the steak. He takes the purse, pays for it and returns the purse to the dog with the meat in a small bag. The dog takes the bag and leaves.
Fascinated by the intelligence of the dog, Gerard quickly closes his butcher’s shop and hastens to follow him to see who he belongs. The dog enters a building. He climbs to the third floor. Then he jumps to ring at a door. A man opens, angry:
– I do not believe it Medor! You are really stupid!
“But, monsieur,” interposed Gerard, “do not scold him like that! He is the smartest dog I know! He is incredible!
-Is smart? I hope you are joking! It’s been three times since he forgot his keys this week.
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