Funny Dogs And The Divine

Jokes of the day

Before man, the dog was God’s best friend

On the first day of the creation of the world, God created the dog.
The second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals on earth (especially the horse) to potentially serve the dog’s food.
The fourth day, God created a hard and honest work so that man could work for the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog could or could not recover it.
The sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man got sick.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to take the dog for a walk …

A zombie dog

Two married couples have been inhabited for a long time. One has a pit bull and the other one
German shepherd always combed well.
One day, the pit bull returns together with the
German shepherd covered with earth and mud in his mouth! The boy does not know what to do: so wash the dog, smell it, put a nice necklace, etc. And puts it in front of the door of his masters.
The next day, he asks the neighbors, embarrassed,
– Hei … how’s your dog?
– Shut up! He died a week ago, and yesterday my wife found him on our landing all clean, perfumed, with a golden chain! Imagine the shock!

 

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