Short jokes about animals
The Hippo issues
A hippopotamus returns home to his wife, crying.
– Dear, while I was on the bus, I sat on a monkey!
– Ooo … but you’ll have apologized, right?
And the hippopotamus mortified – No, but tomorrow I will send condolences to the family.
The Pigeon’s propeller
Two carrier pigeons watch a missile launch!
– Wow! See how fast it goes, that !!!
– I’d like to see you! If you had the tail on fire !!!
A Cow shaking
Two cows grazing: “What’s up, why do you act like that?”.
“Tomorrow is my son’s birthday …”
“Yes, but why do you shake yourself like that?”
“I’m preparing whipped cream …”
The Bat relax
A bat enters a cave and finds a group of bats upside down (as these animals usually rest) and a single bat standing normally and asks: “What the hell are you doing in that position?”.
And the other: “Yoga!”.