Jokes of the day The horses of the desert race A competitor from Paris Dakar breaks his car in the desert. Look for the fault, can not find it. It’s just … Suddenly, a horse appears next to him. – “Hello, are you down?” he asks the horse. The man thinks he is dreaming. It’s the beginning of madness, he … Read more
Jokes of the day Before man, the dog was God’s best friend On the first day of the creation of the world, God created the dog. The second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals on earth (especially the horse) to potentially serve the dog’s food. The fourth day, God … Read more
Joke of the day The magician and the parrot This is the story of a magician who did his shows during cruises in the West Indies in a luxury ship. While the public is renewed every 15 days, the magician allows himself to repeat the same numbers again and again, without ever renewing them. Everything would be fine for this … Read more
Joke of the day Balto the clever dog Gerard is about to close the butcher’s shop when a dog comes in with a purse in his mouth. – Hi, dog! What a beautiful wind brings you? Do you want meat? -Wouf! -What do you want exactly? A steak? -Wouf! – What an adorable dog you are! You’re so smart! Gérard … Read more
Jokes of the day Dedicated to our loved worldwide imprisoned animals General Administration of Tropical Zoos and Gardens Headquarter Dear Madam, Sir, The rigor of this winter that caused a lot of mortality among the inhabitants of the New York zoo and especially among the monkeys, sees us in the obligation to replace our dead animals with humans who offer … Read more
Jokes of the day A Christian Funny Grizzly An atheist walked through the forests of the Rocky Mountains admiring all the things around him that had created “the coincidence of evolution”. “What wonderful animals!” He said to himself: as he walked along the river, heard a rustle in the bushes behind him. He turned and saw a two-meter grizzly bear … Read more
Jokes of the day A Lazy Labrador A blind man is waiting at a traffic light. Sitting next to him, his superb Labrador. Another guy in front is watching the scene. The traffic light turns green, the dog does not move. Two minutes later, the light turns red, the dog does not move yet. The blind man then takes a … Read more
Jokes of the day A hungry lion A lion and a hare sit at a table in a restaurant. the waiter approaches and does a hare: -good day, what do you want? Well … I would like fettuccine with porcini mushrooms and second of the salad. well, does the waiter, and for his friend? anything! does the hare like anything? … Read more
Animals Joke of the day Animals’ delegation in paradise The delegation consisting of a giraffe, an elephant and a female ostrich arrives in Paradise and waits to be received. Finally the giraffe enters. God: – “Dear giraffe what drives you here?” “Sir, I feel so ugly estranged with this long neck, it’s really shameful, is not it that you could … Read more
